Why Doesn’t Warren Buffett Want To Fund Genocide Anymore?
For reasons totally lost on us, Warren Buffett has once again scaled back Berkshire Hathaway’s […]
View ArticleSomebody Save Warren Buffett From Himself, Bear Stearns
Warren Buffett’s petition for membership to the egalitarian brotherhood of People Who Are Fucking Nuts […]
View ArticleIs The Warren Buffett-Bear Stearns Story Bullshit?
Bear Stearns shares shot up over 8% yesterday after reports surfaced that the Wall Street […]
View ArticleWashing Our Hands Of The Situation
Warren Buffett has once again—for the fourth time—reduced Berkshire Hathaway’s stake in PetroChina, to 7.99 […]
View ArticleYou Say Harem, I Say Whorehouse
Most of you are too young to remember this, but back in 1974, when I […]
View ArticleYou Know How We Feel About This
Warren Buffett has once again reduced Berkshire Hathaway’s stake in PetroChina. Are you surprised? You […]
View ArticleDid This Billboard Get Buffett To Sell PetroChina? The ‘WSJ’ Says Maybe.
Having cut its stake to 652.9 million shares, down from 2.3 billion at the end […]
View ArticleBuffett Denies Bear Interest, Objectifies PetroChina
In an interview with Liz Claman’s sweater puppets Thursday on Fox, Warren Buffett rebuffed the […]
View ArticleAt Least One Subsidiary of Citic Group Does Not Consider Itself Too Good To...
Though China Citic Bank Corp, the banking unit of China Citic Group, said as recently […]
View ArticleWarren Buffett Is Either A (pick one):
MarketWatch’s David Weidner has finally narrowed down the choices and now you must choose between […]
View ArticleWarren Buffett Goes To War With Red Sox Nation
It’s widely known that Jesus roots for the Colorado Rockies. But now they have a […]
View ArticleWarren Buffett Admits To Manufacturing Weapons Of Mass Destruction
“Derivatives are financial weapons of mass destruction, carrying dangers that, while now latent, are potentially […]
View ArticleStudy Produces Useful Information For People Who Are Idiots
A new study by Gerald Martin of American University and John Puthenpurackal of (wait for […]
View ArticleWarren Buffett: Chief Lobbyist For The Insurance Industry
Old man Buffett gets a lot of credit for arguing in favor of the estate […]
View ArticleWarren Buffett To The Resuce!
He’s Warren Buffett, and he’s here to help. This morning Buffett revealed on CNBC’s Squawk […]
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